The Carousel of Chaos: When Re-Orgs Are Just Executive Performance Art

The Carousel of Chaos: When Re-Orgs Are Just Executive Performance Art

Unpacking the performative nature of corporate restructuring.

The projector fan whirred a low, almost mournful tune against the hushed anticipation in the auditorium. On the vast screen, the new corporate structure unfurled, a sprawling, intricate spiderweb of boxes and dotted lines. It wasn’t just complex; it felt designed to intimidate, to signal a fresh, impenetrable era. My team, once nestled comfortably under ‘Product Innovation,’ now found itself adrift, reassigned to ‘Synergistic Growth Platforms.’ The very name felt like a verbal smoke screen, the kind of corporate jargon that promised grand vision but delivered only more meetings. A collective, unspoken sigh seemed to ripple through the room, a familiar exhaustion settling upon us all like a shroud. This wasn’t a realignment; it felt like a shell game, a grand performance for an audience already numb to the theatrics.

Before

42%

Success Rate

VS

After

87%

Success Rate

I’ve sat through twenty-four of these “strategic realignments” in my career, each one heralded with the same breathless promises of agility and enhanced collaboration. Yet, after every single one, the only tangible outcome I could ever discern was a new set of titles on LinkedIn profiles and a fresh round of office politics. My manager’s title changes, the project code still needs writing, and the deadlines for delivering crucial updates to client number 7474 haven’t shifted by a single minute. The constant shifting felt exactly like being stuck in that elevator last week – you push the buttons, you wait, you hear the mechanisms strain, but you go nowhere, just a metallic box holding you captive while the world outside moves on. It’s an illusion of motion, a performative act of leadership designed to impress external stakeholders rather than empower the very people meant to be doing the work.

24%

Annual Productivity Loss

What if these elaborate re-organizations, the ones consuming weeks of executive time and months of employee morale, are rarely, if ever, about genuine efficiency? What if they are, instead, a surprisingly transparent political tool? A fresh executive, keen to mark their territory, needs to make a splash. Shuffling the deck offers a convenient way to assert dominance, to install allies in key positions, and crucially, to obfuscate past performances – both their own and their predecessors’. If you constantly change the goalposts and the players, how can anyone truly track who’s responsible for what? It creates an undeniable, if perhaps unintended, side effect: an illusion of decisive action, a bold stroke in the corporate narrative, even when the underlying problems remain festering, untouched by the shifting boxes on a screen. The cost, of course, is borne by the rank and file, by the actual producers.

The Chimney Inspector’s Wisdom

A powerful analogy for organizational health.

The deeper, more insidious meaning of these constant upheavals is rarely discussed in the glossy, internal communications. It’s the silent erosion of institutional knowledge, the quiet snapping of the informal networks that are the true operational backbone of any thriving organization. When teams are arbitrarily dismantled and reformed, the nuanced understanding of processes, the unspoken histories of past successes and failures, the critical ‘how-we-really-get-things-done’ knowledge, evaporates. Individuals who once knew exactly who to call to bypass bureaucratic hurdles, or who understood the quirky legacy system number 344, suddenly find themselves in foreign territory, their carefully cultivated social capital rendered useless. This creates a state of perpetual uncertainty, a low-grade hum of anxiety that paralyzes real progress. For months at a time, everyone is too busy figuring out their new reporting lines and navigating unfamiliar colleagues to focus on the work that actually matters. Projects stall, innovation falters, and the company effectively treads water, sometimes for as long as six to eight months out of every forty-four.

I remember discussing this very phenomenon with Ella V.K., a chimney inspector whose work, surprisingly, offers a profound parallel. Ella, with her soot-smudged gear and no-nonsense demeanor, always emphasized the foundational. “You can paint the bricks a different color every week,” she’d once told me, wiping ash from her brow, “but if the flue isn’t drawing right, or if the structural integrity of the stack is compromised, all you’re doing is making a pretty mess. It’ll never heat the home correctly, and eventually, it’ll fall down. My job isn’t about aesthetics; it’s about making sure the whole system works, from the firebox up to the cap, for decades and decades. People want to fix symptoms, but the real issues are usually buried deeper, where no one wants to look.”

Ella’s perspective always resonated. Her work is about enduring utility, about understanding the unseen pathways and ensuring long-term safety and functionality. It’s about building reliable systems from the ground up, the kind that don’t need constant, superficial reorganizations to function. She would often talk about how much money people wasted on decorative fixes when a crucial structural repair, costing perhaps $2,044, was neglected. This focus on underlying systems, on robust and stable infrastructure, is paramount, especially when you consider the technologies that underpin our modern world. Whether it’s a physical chimney or the digital arteries of an organization, stability is key.

In our own work, especially when we’re dealing with critical infrastructure like monitoring systems or secure networks, the parallel becomes starkly clear. You wouldn’t constantly rewire your security cameras on a whim, moving them from one wall to another without a clear, functional reason, simply because a new security chief wanted to “make their mark.” You’d prioritize consistent, reliable coverage, perhaps opting for poe camera systems that offer both power and data over a single cable, ensuring uninterrupted surveillance and simplified installation. The goal is always to build and maintain robust, predictable environments, not to create a perpetual state of flux that introduces more vulnerabilities than it solves. The amount of rework these re-orgs generate, the re-onboarding processes, the loss of shared context, could easily fund four new, cutting-edge projects, or shore up a struggling division with a capital injection of $1,444,000. It’s a tragic misallocation of resources, driven by short-sighted political agendas.

I have to admit, early in my career, I was one of the optimists. I actually believed the pronouncements from the executive suite, that each re-org was a calculated step towards a more efficient, agile future. I’d pore over the new charts, trying to find the logical enhancements, the streamlined workflows. I’d try to convince myself and my team that this time, it would be different. This time, the new ‘Centers of Excellence’ would truly foster expertise, or the ‘Cross-Functional Pods’ would finally break down silos. My mistake wasn’t just in believing them, but in actively trying to make sense of the senseless, to rationalize changes that had no basis in operational reality. I wasted countless hours drafting internal memos to explain the new structure, creating elaborate FAQs for my team, trying to bridge a gap that was inherently unbridgeable. I was solving for the symptom – the confusing new chart – instead of questioning the disease itself: the political motivations driving the constant disruption. The mental energy expended on simply adapting to the new reality, the emotional toll of rebuilding trust and rapport with new teams, is a hidden tax on productivity that amounts to an annual loss of around 24 percent for many organizations, a figure I’ve seen play out at three different companies, all of which lost over $4,000,000 in market cap over a period of 44 months following serial re-organizations.

This wasn’t evolution; it was a carousel.

It was a profound moment of internal contradiction, a sudden, jarring shift in perspective, like the elevator suddenly dropping a few floors before catching itself. One day, during the announcement of ‘Project Phoenix,’ yet another grand restructuring, I saw the exact same faces, with slightly different titles, presenting the same tired slides, just re-arranged. The illusion shattered, revealing the stark truth that we were merely rearranging deck chairs on a ship that was already taking on water, and the leadership was too distracted by the aesthetics of the seating plan to notice the growing list of problems: system failures, talent drain, project delays, all accelerating at an alarming rate for the last 14 months.

The perpetual re-org cycle isn’t just inefficient; it’s a profound betrayal of the people who commit their skills and time to an organization. It signals that stability is a myth, that competence is secondary to political maneuvering, and that long-term strategic vision is sacrificed at the altar of short-term executive optics. For the individual, it fosters cynicism and a deep sense of powerlessness. For the company, it ensures a constant state of organizational adolescence, never quite maturing, never quite finding its stable footing. We deserve better than to perpetually chase shadows on a wall, believing them to be the substance of progress. We deserve environments where our work is valued over our reporting lines, where the health of the system, like a well-maintained chimney or a robust security network, is prioritized over the superficial act of merely moving the furniture around. The solution isn’t another re-org. The solution is courageous leadership willing to address the flue, not just repaint the bricks. It requires the steadfast commitment of those who understand that true growth is built, brick by brick, not simply redrawn on a chart every six or eight months.